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- Written by: James Renhard
Don’t worry, it’ll grow back in time for that job interview.
A moment on the lips…
All of a sudden, a lot of men have become interested in Hammer Head sharks
“Go on Steve, the ladies will love it!”
Steve is single.
Because hipsters love sharks as well…
As do nerds
Cheryl Cole getting in on the action…
Ideal if you love bot sharks, and disco balls
From any other angle, this would just look weird…
Great White finger
We’d never heard of a Hammer Nose shark before…
…or a Cock Head shark, for that matter
The rarely spotted Hammer Head Hipster
‘Oh hai there!’
High five!
Shane’s baby-sitting business never really got off the ground
This looks like some kind of morbid inter-species 69
Maybe she wants to keep Mick Fanning at bay?
Kinda looks like it’s sinking from here…
Idea: Get a tattoo of a shark wearing a top hat and monocle. Nobody else will think of that!
Bollocks
All of this just to cover up that regrettable inline skate tat
Anatomically correct, we’re told
No, we’re not entirely sure why she’s naked either
Ideal for any shark loving Division Two footballer
The original and the best
It’d take more than a pack of Rennies to shift that heart burn
To this day, she still believes it says ‘Peace’ in Arabic
A shark perfectly camouflaged for it’s natural environment … a TopMan t-shirt
Not even sharks are free from the curse of Tribal Tats
RELEASE THE KRAKEN
Black and white… arty!
Silent ‘w’
We don’t want to know the story behind this terrifying image…
