62 Good, Bad, And Deeply Regrettable Travel Tattoos

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Written by: James Renhard

Last Updated: 16 Oct 2015

Some adventures can last a life time. However, most are much more fleeting than that. All too often the realities of life mean that we can't all be going into the wild 52 weeks a year. As such, some people decide that the best way to add some permanence to their desire to explore is by hearing the buzz, and feeling the sweet sting of the tattoo gun. Here are the 62 best, worst, and criminally regrettable travel and adventure tattoos ever committed to flesh. 1.

Are they veins or motorways on his roadmap tat'?   2.

To this day, she still thinks it's a dolphin on her back   3.

PR insisted that Slytherin clean up their image   4.

A subtle tattoo, or this did guy burn himself with a hot toy plane?   5.

This tattoo opens to reveal a hidden drinks cabinet   6.

Tattoos back in 1907 were surprisingly advanced   7.

Three peaks   8.

Quit stopping to get tattoos then   9.

An ideal travel reminder fro when she's drinking tea at Buckingham Palace   10.

Are these isobars predicting a warm front?   11.

... so's this blocky tattoo   12.

Eventually to the laser removal studio   13.

Flipping the bird   14.

If she tilts her arm down, the plane crashes   15.

Clive Fearless was furious when they misspelt his name   16.

This adventurer wears their hear on their sleeve   17.

Those who photoshop a tattoo onto their foot probably should be   18.

Not the most practical place for a map. We keep ours in a box under the stairs   19.

Big fans of hippy band Canned Heat presumably   20.

"Yeah, I'd like a tattoo, but can you make it barely legible please?"   21.

"Can you make it look like my arm is exploding out of my shoulder? You know, kind of like an arm does..."   22.

Deep, bro   23.

Doth protest too much (and not adventure enough, we'd wager)   24.

There's something about Dream Catchers that remind us of lonely old spinsters from Doncaster who smell a bit like piss and margarine   25.

One for the George Michael fas out there...   26.

... get a shaky tattoo   27.

Getting a tattoo that's so big-a-cliché that it can be seen from space is less of an adventure   28.

... directly to the job centre   29.

Let's hope this guy never flies from Asscott or Titensore...   ...or Cunterbury   30.

On this dudes other arm is a postcard featuring a buxom looking woman with "wish you were her" written on it. He's single.   31.

In fact, they almost certainly will   32.

Isn't that the logo football hooligans have buttoned onto their jumpers?   33.

Justin Timberlake getting involved   34.

Worryingly, these are actually the launch codes for the Belgium nuclear program   35.

... Sadly, it was a cloudy day, so I wasted my time   36.

This looks like a fully psychedelic trip...   37.

Wasn't this dude in the film Memento?   38.

Tilt this left and it actually spells 'naive'   39.

She's a big M.I.A fan   40.

One for the good people of Wolverhampton here   41.

Ironically, most mornings he uses this very arm to reach for the snooze button   42.

This woman avoided all irony by not having this done on her hand   43.

Yeah, get that bit of tribal covered up   44.

Yeah, I suppose posting yourself places would save in airfare...   45.

Shit the bed! It's hard enough to get a passport stamped these day. How the fuck do you get them to tattoo you?   46.

Rumours that she's got 'Runcorn High Street' tattoos on her arse are unconfirmed   47.

Sailing on a thousand tiny rainbows... Just like Mpora   48.

She uses a complex series of mirrors to navigate with this compass   49.

It's hard to tell if this person loves adventure, or underwhelming Oasis albums   50.

A reminder of the time this guy did a season on a pirate galleon   51.

Thankfully for this adventurer, Minnesota dropped controversial proposals to make the state logo a cock & balls   52.

This isn't the only reason they call this lucky chap Big Ben   53.

Ideal for fans of trees, mountains, and the top of a dog shit   54.

Now she can wave when she waves   55.

Where exactly is the South arrow pointing?   56.

You'll need something more structurally sounds than a paper plane if you want to eat up those miles   57.

Nice and minimal   58.

For some reason, this guy wanted a reminder of every time a flirty waitress broke his heart during a road trip   59.

Yes is it...   60

*tents*   61.

They say travel broadens the mind. Sadly, it doesn't make make you literate.   62.

"Can I get a compass on my right arm, and a moth that's shit itself on my left?"