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- Written by: Stephen Jones
Fitness Puns That Will Really HIIT The Spot
We’ve tried our hand at running puns, mountain puns, travel puns, mountain bike puns, and climbing puns (to name a few). But now, now, is the time for something even more daring as we take a punt at fitness puns. Join us as we present some whimsical paronomasia that will exercise your mind and lift you to higher state of punny goodness.
Growing up your parents always told you never to play with your food, but what did they have to say about words? Exactly. Wordplay is something that humans are destined to perform from now until forever. When done correctly, it can make memories that will last a lifetime. Anyway, here’s some ‘abs-olutely’ fabulous fitness puns.1) What did the protein shake say to his crush? I’m whey into you
2) Some apples just have good cores
3) Chest day? I thought you said rest day
4) Anybody fancy a bit of avocardio?
5) Let’s go to the bar… hopefully it won’t be a long weight
6) I love my quad bike
7) Why doesn’t the personal trainer pay rent? He’s squatting
8) Feel the Pump
9) I lift a latte actually
10) I love my six pack
11) Chickens love going to the gym because they like working on their pecks
12) Damn is that Judi Hench
13) Exercise? I thought you said extra fries
14) I love exorcising my demons
15) Merry Fitmas and a happy new rear
16) I do fitness…a whole lot of fitness this into my mouth
17) What’s a hairdresser’s favourite type of exercise? A curl
18) Burning calories is easy when you put your mind to it
19) “You’re under a vest,” said the gym cop
20) Let’s taco bout fitness
