23 Ski and Snowboard Puns Snow Bad They’re Brilliant

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Written by: Stuart Kenny

Last Updated: 14 Mar 2019

Snow Puns So bad you’ll want to melt and evaporate into thin air

Yep. we’ve all come across them at some point in our lives. Those times when we hear puns that are so terrible unfunny you can’t help but actually, well, find them funny. We’ve put together a list of bad snow puns you can tell your mates, and then glance at one another in awkward silence. If you’re interested in everything bikes, then you’ll also love these wheelie terrible bike puns.  

1) “Doctor, Doctor, I slipped on my way to the chairlift” / Doctor: “Icy”

 

2) The freeski competition started well, but it was all downhill from there

 

3) I am getting snow board of all these skiers

 

4) Susan really après-ciated a nice cold beer after a long day on the slopes

 

5) “You kicked snow in a reindeer’s face? How Rudolf you.”

 

6) There is snow possible way these puns can get worse

 

7) A snowboarder flew off a jump and got stuck in the scenery. He was trying a frontside tree

 

8) We went to France to learn how to ski, but for some reason they wouldn’t Alp us

 

9) “I’m so angry at you for forcing me to ski across this froken lake. We’re on thin ice.”

 

10) Oswald keeps sticking backflips every 5 seconds. He’s just snowboating now

 

11) There was basically no snow on any of the runs this morning. I was SO piste off

 

12) Eugene keeps an animal in his ski trousers – it’s his salo-pet.*

  *Not intended in a sexual way. Get your head out the gutter.

13) Mary is dressing up as the Twitter logo to go skiing today. It’s bluebird.

 

14) Pete decided the chairlift queue was too big. He’s gondola top of the mountain

 

15) For the health and safety teams, with great powder comes great responsibility

 

16) Margaret was pretty hungover… until she reached the top of the ski run. It was just the lift she needed

 

17) Linda cut a hole just above the arm of Derek’s ski jacket. She was giving him the cold shoulder

 

18) I’m tired of slalom skiing. Alpine over another discipline now

 

19) There was a major dump right outside Carl’s window. Thankfully, it was soon cleaned up.

 

20) Luke Skywalker showed up recently to drop some huge cliffs. He practises in a galaxy gnar, gnar away.

 

21) We need to prevent a massive snow landslide from hitting the mountain, but I’m too hungry just now. Let’s Avalanche first

 

22) Arnold was so powerful in the mogul industry, he really was a mogul

 

23) Tis the Ski-son to be jolly, fa la la la la…

    Got anymore terrible snow puns you want to share with the world? Let us know!